*yelling from the washroom* It feels like my ass is going to explode. Yes!
shitmyroommatesays
I’m just always right. It runs in my family! I just don’t know how we do it.
#SorryNotSorry
I am getting amazing matches on Tinder lately. A woman’s gotta fill her pouch with whatever she has got.
Tinderella
Wow, I’m having a great hair day. Why didn’t anyone notice my great hair today? WTF.
Hold my Weave
Well, I have nothing to do. I’m going to go in the washroom and chill!